Once upon a time I drove to Paris Texas because I thought one of my favorite movies was filmed there.
It turns out none of it was, not a single scene. But it’s alright the town was pretty great anyway.
I saw Jesus in cowboy boots on someone’s tombstone. I watched a hawk tear apart a pigeon in a parking lot while I tore apart a cold slice of pizza. I talked to that guy with the beard and he said I could stay in his house, I wasn’t brave enough though. I got stuck in the mud in a cemetery and nearly had to call a tow truck. I bought a painting of the sea and a little print of the last supper, they both hang above the desk I’m typing at right now.
Yes, this is a copy of the Eifel tower with a cowboy hat on it.